Which Barack Obama headline makes the best band name?

The media circus found its latest entertainment Friday when word of Barack Obama’s allegedly controversial remarks shot across the blogosphere. Unlike previous presidential titillations, this one was set off by The Huffington Post. That alone seems somewhat remarkable, considering how the lefty HuffPost openly apes the practices of the usual outlet for this sort of news: the more rightly Drudge Report.

But, in keeping with the spirit of Dave Berry Barry, may he rest in peace, let’s not take this opportunity to reflect upon what the means for the state of the news media, or even the campaign of one Barack Obama. No, let’s use it to consider which related news headline contains the best potential band name.

Which Barack Obama headline makes the best band name?

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Petraeus ‘07 vs. Petraeus ‘08.

Here’s a word cloud I cooked up real quick over at Many Eyes comparing today’s opening statement from Iraq commander General David Petraeus to his previous Congressional visit last September. As Dana Milbank has noted, you’ll find less focus on Al Qaeda this time around, and more mentions for Iran.

Note that this isn’t his entire testimony. Just the opening statements. So, it doesn’t include the many questions he’s fielded.

What the future holds for farmworkers, Hispanics…and U.S. senators?

The news out of the political circus yesterday was that Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, had been booed during a speech honoring Martin Luther King Jr. on the 40th anniversary of King’s assassination.

As Steve Benen and others have recorded, McCain has followed a serpentine path on the issue. And I’m not sure I can clearly reconcile their accounts of the candidate’s past actions with his current position.

MLK holiday angst is hardly a new story in American politics (Remember Public Enemy’s “By The Time I Get To Arizona”). What caught my imagination this weekend for the first time was the possibility that we might be one day playing out an identical drama, but in a different color.

Less than a week before the anniversary of King’s death, another notable date passed. March 31 is the birthday of union organizer and Hispanic-American hero Cesar Chavez. With Hispanic participation in the Democratic party vaulting, Sen. Barack Obama took the opportunity to make a point of supporting a national holiday, which dovetails with a fledgling resolution in the House of Representatives offering to make the same idea law. Meanwhile, an array of prominent union organizers have signed on to the lobbying effort.

If the Democratic leadership ever brings the measure to a vote, I wonder if a ‘Nay’ might one day come back to haunt a future presidential candidate, just as McCain’s 1983 vote haunted him yesterday. Voting against Chavez Day might not be so politically beneficial four or five election cycles from now if you’re running for president in an America where Hispanics are a larger, more affluent and more political active segment of the population.

While it was a new thought for me — living only blocks from Los Angeles’ Cesar Chavez Boulevard may be having an effect — the concept of Hispanic demographics as destiny certainly occured to Chavez himself. In the course of kicking around the web this afternoon, I found the following passage from a 1984 Chavez speech that offers a strong prediction. You can read and listen to it here.

I am told these days farm workers should be discouraged and pessimistic. The Republicans control the governor’s office and the White House. There is a conservative trend in the nation. Yet, we are filled with hope and encouragement. We have looked into the future and the future is ours. History and inevitability are on our side. The farm workers and their children and the Hispanics and their children are the future in California, and corporate growers are the past. Those politicians who ally themselves with the corporate growers and against farm workers and the Hispanics are in for a big surprise. They want to make their careers in politics; they want to hold power 20 and 30 years from now. But 20 and 30 years from now, in Modesto, in Salinas, in Fresno, in Bakersfield, in the Imperial Valley and in many of the great cities of California, those communities will be dominated by farm workers and not by growers, by the children and grandchildren of farm workers and not by the children and grandchildren of growers.

Like the other immigrant groups, the day will come when we win the economic and political rewards, which are in keeping with our numbers in society. The day will come when the politicians will do the right thing for our people out of political necessity and not out of charity or idealism. That day may not come this year. That day may not come during this decade, but it will come someday. And when that day comes, we shall see the fulfillment of that passage from the Book of Matthew in the New Testament: “The last shall be first, and the first shall be last.” And on that day, our nation shall fulfill its creed, and that fulfillment shall enrich us all. Thank you very much.

It’s a little eerie how closely it mirrors MLK’s famous last speech in Memphis, but with a stronger nod to the virtues of bare-knucked, union-style politics than King’s offer of divine revelation. What do you think of the comparison?

All talk.

The graphic down there is called a word tree. Pop in a word (I’d recommend something simple like “I”) and hit enter. Sort of fun, right?

The sweet spot between punditry and misanthropy.

With the presidential primaries working up to their full fury, it can sometimes seem like dark forebodings are blooming all around us. I know all the political rancor can get people down. But look on the bright side, public angst always makes a good season for what my favorite comedian, Bill Hicks, dubbed “the comedy of hate.”

For instance, when I emailed my uncle a couple of the goofy tag clouds I’ve cooked up at work lately (ex. one, two), here was his response, unedited:

Maybe you can do one for me that shows the frequency of
words I use to describe politicians.
Like:

asshole
liar
ego-centric
disingenuous
opportunist
insincere
dishonest

Can you do thin in real time as I write? Huh? can ya?

His personal motto: “Never vote, it only encourages those people.”

I don’t agree with him. But, come on, that’s pretty funny.

Hello, Shaw.

This week marked the launch of Shawington.com, a new site focused on the Washington DC neighborhood where I live. Earlier this year it was named one of America’s “bloggiest” areas, thanks to a vibrant crew of writers who have turned online journalism into a significant new force in district politics.

Shawington is an effort to join the fun. There you can find a frequently updated feed of the latest posts from all the Shaw blogs, plus a mashup map I cooked up on one of our hottest local issues, the vacant buildings littered around the neighborhood.

I handled the programming and most of the design, but the inspiration and driving force behind the site came from my housemate and landlord, Martin Moulton. Bekah Raleigh provided vital guidance with the design. And not much of anything would have been possible without the great tools developed by Wordpress, the Planet Planet project, Sam Ruby at Planet Venus, Morten Frederiksen and, while we’re at it, the Google Maps people and whatever long line of saints made sure Python and Apache play so well together.

In the future we plan to expand our research on vacant properties and build out a couple more features. But this is what we’re going with at the moment. Let me know what you think.

Who is the Daily Muckiest?

One of the hits I make each day as part of my morning reading is The Daily Muck. It’s a quick and easy digest of investigative news stories published by one of the hotter political blogs, TPMmuckraker.com.

I doubt it’s anywhere near as well-read as other tip sheets like the Drudge Report or The Note, but I find it to be a good way to keep tabs on the pulse of Washington, particularly what issues are resonating with the young, left-of-center types embodied by the site’s leader, Josh Marshall.

Marshall’s greatest claim to fame is his site’s role in driving the scandal currently nagging at Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. There is a conventional wisdom already taking shape in Washington. It goes like this: By collecting, digesting and analyzing a wide menu of news stories from across the country, Marshall and his fellow bloggers were the first journalists to connect all of the dots and press for greater inquiry into the Department of Justice’s firing of a number of high-level prosecutors.

As the story goes, TPM’s virtue wasn’t in discovering any new information (though they have done that). Instead they’re credited for their assiduous job of surveying the information available and pressing their conclusions.

Thinking about this got me interested in knowing a little bit more about where they get their information and what sources they favor.

So this morning I fired off a quick experiment. I set out to find out which Web sites and news organizations the Daily Muck cites most. Who, in other words, is the muckiest?

For anyone that’s interested, here is a spreadsheet with the results.

What you can see is that Daily Muck citations have been dominated by the print news outlets that most closely cover Washington politics. The Washington Post, The NY Times, Roll Call, and the wire services provided by Boston.com and Yahoo news dominate the list. You’ll note that the McClatchy team at RealCities.com (formerly Knight-Ridder) so widely celebrated for its critical coverage of the buildup to the Iraq war has won frequent citation and, as you move down the list, you can see that the remainder is filled out by mid-sized newspapers, Washington blogs, and a few alternative news sources, like my employer The Center for Public Integrity.

When you’re looking at the ranking, there are a couple of things to keep in mind.

One: One link does not equal one citation. In many cases, multiple links are provided inside of one feature.

Two: All those links to Boston.com does not mean that the Globe had the most stories featured. I haven’t exhaustively studied the postings, but my cursory analysis this morning suggests that the Daily Muck’s authors often use Boston.com as the source of the stories they want to highlight written by the Associated Press and other wire services. You’d have to examine the records more closely to figure just where the Globe, or AP, figures in the reckoning.

Three: I have not thoroughly standardized the records. Sites that have variations in their domain name (thehill.com vs. www.thehill.com or www.washingtonpost.com vs. blogs.washingtonpost.com) are reported as separate entities. The data could certainly use some more scrubbing, so don’t treat it as gospel.

Four: I ground this our very quickly. The archive page here provides a scroll-like archive of all the Muck posts ranging back to February 2006. I snatched the posts out of the html source code, dumped it into a text file and then parsed out all of the domain names using a quick script. Here it is for any CAR heads or fellow Perl hacks in the crowd.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
use HTML::TokeParser;

my $folder = 'C:/temp';

my $Muckfile = $folder . '/muckfile.txt';
open(Muckfile, "<", $Muckfile ) or die "I'm dead";

my $Muckurls = $folder . '/muckurls.txt';
open(Muckurls, ">", $Muckurls ) or die "I'm dead";

my $p = HTML::TokeParser->new($Muckfile);

while (my $token = $p->get_tag("a")) {
my $url = $token->[1]{href} || “-”;
if ( $url =~ m/http/ ){
if ( $url =~ /\bhttp\:\/\/(.*?)\b\/\b/) {
my $cleanurl = $1;
if ($cleanurl !~ m/www.tpmmuckraker.com/ ) {
print Muckurls “$cleanurl\n”;
}
}
}
}

close Muckurls;
close Muckfile;

I used the HTML::TokeParser module to extract all of the links. You’ll note that there are three tiers in my loop, each with its own regular expression. They’re intended to act as filters. The first limits the results to only the links that lead to URLs opening with the standard ‘http,’ thereby eliminating a number of internal references; the second extracts the string commonly found between a URL’s ‘http’ stem and the ‘/’ following its domain name, this standardizes links from different pages published by the same site using their common root (ex. washingtonpost.com); the third removes any links to pages on the TPM site, since we’re only interested here in the links they make to other sites.

It’s quick and it’s dirty, but it gives us a rough idea.

How much does George Bush read?

Here’s the story:

[President George W. Bush] has entered a book-reading competition with Karl Rove, his political adviser. White House aides say the president has read 60 books so far this year (while the brainy Rove, to Bush’s competitive delight, has racked up only 50).

— Walsh, Kenneth. “A Humbled Presidency,” U.S. News & World Report. August 20, 2006. Hyperlink.

So how much reading is that, really? It doesn’t sound too “humble” to me.

My brief survey of media articles on the subject turned up only 31 titles, published below.

Title Author(s) Pages Source
After Fidel: The Inside Story of Castro’s Regime and Cuba’s Next Leader Latell, Brian 288 CSPAN
American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer Bird, Kai & Sherwin, Martin J. 736 CSPAN
Beach Road Patterson, James & de Jonge, Peter 400 CSPAN
Big Bam, The: The Life and Times of Babe Ruth Montville, Leigh 400 CSPAN
Bridge at Andau, The Michener, James 288 CSPAN
Challenger Park Harrigan, Stephen 416 CSPAN
Cinnamon Skin: Travis McGee Mysteries MacDonald, John D. 336 CSPAN
Clemente: The Passion and Grace of Baseball’s Last Hero Maraniss, David 416 CSPAN
Decision at Sea: Five Naval Battles that Shaped American History Symonds, Craig 400 CSPAN
Dreadful Lemon Sky, The MacDonald, John D. 320 CSPAN
Finding Fish: A Memoir Quenton Fisher, Antwone 352 CSPAN
Flashman at the Charge MacDonald Fraser, George 336 CSPAN
Flash for Freedom MacDonald Fraser, George 352 CSPAN
Hamlet Shakespeare, William 208 CSPAN
King Leopold’s Ghost Hochschild, Adam 384 Alternet
Lincoln: A Life of Purpose and Power Carwardine, Richard 416 CSPAN
Lincoln’s Greatest Speech: The Second Inaugural White Jr., Ronald C. 256 CSPAN
Macbeth Shakespeare, William 256 CSPAN
Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln’s Killer Swanson, James L. 464 CSPAN
Mao: The Unknown Story Chang, Jung & Halliday, Jon 832 US News
Mayflower: A Story of Courage, Community and War Philbrick, Nathanial 480 CSPAN
Messenger, The Silva, Daniel 352 CSPAN
Nine Parts of Desire: The Hidden World of Islamic Women Brooks, Geraldine 255 US News
Places in Between, The Stewert, Rory 320 CSPAN
Polio: An American Story Oshinsky, David 368 CSPAN
Promised Land, Crusader State: The American Encounter with the World Since 1776 McDougall, Walter 304 CSPAN
Quick Red Fox MacDonald, John D. 320 CSPAN
Revolutionary Characters: What Made the Founders Different Wood, Gordon S. 336 CSPAN
A Savage War of Peace Horne, Alistair 624 NYTimes
Stranger, The Camus, Albert 160 CSPAN
Through a Glass Darkly: A Commissario Guido Brunetti Myster Leon, Donna 272 CSPAN

According to listings at Amazon.com, the total page count is 11,647 pages. If you divide that number by 365 you get 31.9, which is how many pages someone would have to read every single day of the year to finish all 31 books.

Impressive enough, right? Does anyone here read more than 30 pages a day?

Yet, remember, the claim isn’t that President Bush read 31 books last year. No, the claim is that he read 60 books—and all of them by August 20.

Without knowing the complete list of titles, it’s impossible to generate an exact page total. One alternative is to assume that the rest of the books were of approximately the same length as the titles we do know. The average length of the 31 books listed above is just over 375 pages. Since we’re 29 books short of our total, let’s multiply that by 375, which rounds out to about 10,895 additional pages of reading. That nearly doubles our earlier total of 11,647 up to an estimated 22,543 pages of reading.

A quick run through the calendar shows August 20 to have been the 232nd day of the year. What’s 22,543 divided by 232? It’s 97. So, according to our calculations, President Bush would have to had to read approximately 97 pages every day for 232 consecutive days to have mowed through a sixty-book reading list.

Without getting into the academic research on reading rates and comprehension, let’s just assume that the President proceeded at the straightforward and brisk pace of one page per minute. The simple 1:1 page-to-minute ratio demands more than an hour and a half of reading time each and every day. Two minutes per page? That, of course, doubles the president’s daily reading regime to more than three hours every day.

Now, far be it from me to judge anyone here, but assuming my math is right that’s a pretty steep hill for anyone to climb. My guess is that it’s likely to have been a wee bit of an exaggeration.

For anyone interested, here are the presidential book titles I found from before 2006.

Title Author(s) Pages Source
Unnamed Devotional Chambers, Oswald ? NYTimes
Alexander Hamilton Chernow, Ronald C. 832 NYTimes
Alexander II: The Last Great Tsar Radzinsky, Edvard 480 The Book Blog
April 1865: The Month That Saved America Winik, Jay 480 CNN
Case for Democracy, The: The Power of Freedom to Overcome Tyranny and Terror Sharansky, Natan 303 CNN
Great Influenza, The: The Epic Story of the Deadliest Plague in History Barry, John 560 The Book Blog
His Excellency: George Washington Ellis, Joseph J. 352 NYTimes
Bible, The (Standard NRSV copy)   ? NYTimes
I Am Charlotte Simmons Wolfe, Tom 688 NYTimes
Imperial Grunts: The American Military on the Ground Kaplan, Robert 448 Znet
Salt: A World History Kurlansky, Mark 496 The Book Blog
Supreme Command Cohen, Eliot A. 288 WashingtonPost
When Trumpets Calls: Theodore Roosevelt After the White House O’Toole, Patricia 512 Znet

The Reality-Based Community’s One Note Tune.

I just counted my way through Steve Weinberg’s annual list of journalism books published in the media trade magazine IRE Journal. Altogether it amounts to 231 titles. One reason Steve Weinberg should be everyone’s hero is that he’s probably already read a huge stack of them.

Me? Yeah, I’ve only read five. That’s just over 2 percent of the total (2.5 percent if you let me sneak in James Fallows’ repackaged magazine articles, which I totally swear I read in their original serialized form in The Atlantic).

It’s no surprise that after you lump George W. Bush, Karl Rove, the recently deposed Republican Congress, Iraq, Osama and the 2004 election into one big red pile, it easily tops the list of most commonly recurring topics. Deservedly so, I would say. I won’t feel like an informed citizen until I’ve cracked The Looming Tower and despite all I’ve already picked up in newspapers, magazines and elsewhere, I’m still interested in learning more.

I can’t say the same for topic number two. Ranking in with seven appearances on Weinberg’s list, it’s yet more scary stories for the sheltered secular humanist in the family.

And that’s not even counting omissions like Kevin Phillips’ American Theocracy, Chris Hedges’ Losing Moses on the Freeway, or Hedges’ early 2007 follow-up—this one tops them all—American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America.

I know I’m painting with a broad brush. I’m sure much of it is quality work, but the shrill tone wears on me. The overheated eagerness in journalistic and left-wing circles to distinguish oneself from the Bush administration and unfashionable elements of its constituency (see the preening fixation with the now notorious “reality-based community” quote), grants any use of the right-wing’s alarmist rhetorical tactics a special whiff of hypocrisy.

And, to me, a lot of this stuff about the impending Christian overthrow of the Constitution is packaged in exactly the same language as all the right-wing noise about the liberal conspiracy to destroy America. Look no further than Ann Coulter’s Godless, Ramesh Ponnuru’s The Party of Death, Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism and, my latest favorite, Dinesh D’Souza’s The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11.

It’s possible that I’m missing the severity of these supposedly dire conflicts. Yet if things were grave as we’re told, I’d like to think the threat would be more apparent. As far as I can detect from my own experiences combined with observations gleaned from sources that I trust, both sides here have gone a bit overboard. But I guess that’s what people think will sell books. Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe, to torture a phrase, the barbarians are at the gate (or the crusaders, depending on your politics). You tell me. My intention isn’t to be dismissive.

And not to get too intense about it, but if two strongly opposed sides can each get away with labeling the other fascist without any clear contradictions, that means the battle George Orwell took up in 1946 has failed to progress much at all. In his essay Politics and the English Language Orwell wrote:

The word Fascism has now no meaning except in so far as it signifies “something not desirable.” The words democracy, socialism, freedom, patriotic, realistic, justice have each of them several different meanings which cannot be reconciled with one another…

…One ought to recognize that the present political chaos is connected with the decay of language, and that one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end. If you simplify your English, you are freed from the worst follies of orthodoxy. You cannot speak any of the necessary dialects, and when you make a stupid remark its stupidity will be obvious, even to yourself. Political language — and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists — is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can at least change one’s own habits, and from time to time one can even, if one jeers loudly enough, send some worn-out and useless phrase — some jackboot, Achilles’ heel, hotbed, melting pot, acid test, veritable inferno, or other lump of verbal refuse — into the dustbin, where it belongs.

The Difference: Claire McCaskill for U.S. Senate.

A lot can change in two years. Just ask Donald Rumsfeld. Or Claire McCaskill. On Election Day 2004, Matt Blunt defeated the Missouri state auditor in the open race to be Missouri’s governor. Last night, the same electorate saw her name on the ballot again and this time chose her over incumbent U.S. Sen. Jim Talent.

I’ve pulled together a simple spreadsheet you can download here that racks the numbers and runs some comparisons. The quickest thing to scan is where McCaskill improved the most, which finds the largest vote share increases in Clark, Scotland, Lewis, Schuyler and Shannon counties. Each sent McCaskill greater than 10 percentage points more than last time around.

Those are some impressive leaps, but perhaps more crucial were the slightly smaller increases she won in larger, still predominately Republican counties like Greene, Jasper and Christian, each of which delivered a considerably larger amount of her overall vote total than in 2004.

I’m far from an expert on Missouri politics (I only lived there two years), but it seems pretty impressive that McCaskill was able to bump her share in Greene county by more than five percentage points. It seems likely that she had a harder time there last time around because Springfield is Matt Blunt’s home ballpark, but I wonder what these changes might be able to tell us about the state’s political landscape. Certainly, there are all the shake-and-bake explanations we’ve heard ad nauseum on the cable news for more than a month now, but I suspect a knowledgeable nose could sniff out something fresh here. If you’ve got one, why don’t you give it a shot? Could be fun.