From the Fine Print: Stop Smiling, Start Squinting.

I picked up my first copy of Stop Smiling magazine at News World on K and Connecticut earlier this week. Behind the curve as always, I just learned about the Chicago-based publication from media critic Jack Shafer’s gushing write-up on Slate. I’m always eager to get behind anybody in the Midwest out there trying to do their thing – I am from Iowa after all – and, despite blowing a bit too hard from time to time, I’ve usually found Shafer’s aim to be near the mark.

I will say this. It’s got all the interviews a well trimmed goatee could ask for. Just in this most recent issue you can find thoughtful chats with Dave Eggers, Garrison Keillor, and Kurt Vonnegut. With a lineup like that you’re 20 questions with Jon Stewart and a few cheesecake photos of Sarah Vowell shy of assembling all the pieces necessary to reconstruct the brain patterns of every young, gifted and liberal male I met in my four years as a Chicagoan.

Standing astride a rooftop in spike heels and a short black skirt, Laura Dawn stopped me on page 27 with a new addition to the standard come hither pose: an Iowa Hawkeyes sweatshirt. A product of Pleasantville, IA, a small town outside Des Moines, Dawn is an aspiring rock singer who now lives in New York City and splits her time working for the Democratic activists Moveon.org. Writer Annie Nocenti describes Dawn as disarming, charming, inventive, successful, radiant, elegant, demure, classic and reminiscent of both Grace Kelly and Princess Diana. And that’s just in the first two paragraphs.

Speaking as someone who’s familiar with central Iowa, let me assure you that’s not their typical vintage.

Because of all the purple praise, I almost gave up on the story at the jump, ready to dismiss it as just another hack profile on par with the sympathetic softies you expect to find in newsletters aimed at people who all think the same. But, in hopes of finding a few more juicy details about my home state, I soldiered on to the story’s conclusion on page 116.

While I didn’t come across anything more about Iowa, I did find a plug for a MoveOn-related book titled “It Takes a Nation” that Dawn helped to edit. After all the praise heaped her way by Nocenti, it was hard not to think this thing might be worth learning more about.

I didn’t have to look far. But I did have to squint. The article concludes with a brief description of Nocenti that includes this disclosure, in a tiny font I’d estimate at around five points.

 

Nocenti is an editor at large for STOP SMILING and was a contributing editor on It Takes a Nation.

Then I visited the book’s Amazon.com page and found another connection. The blurb describes the book as featuring a collection of work by photojournalist Carter Smith. The photo of Dawn on page 27 that caught my eye. Yep, also credited to Carter Smith.

Flaky profile or not, it always strikes me as problematic when a journalist has a professional connection with their subject. Are they serving my interests as a reader, or an agenda of their own? Considering how the book they worked on was commissioned by the political activists at MoveOn.org, the circumstances suggest Nocenti was assigned to cover the activities of a group to which she, because of her involvement in their book, may personally belong. How do I know this isn’t propaganda? It doesn’t help that she’s elected to describe Dawn not just favorably, but lustily. Grace Kelly and Princess Diana.

I sent the magazine’s managing editor, James Hughes, an email asking if his staff had put any thought into the matter. Here is his response:

Thank you for your concerns. Annie Nocenti, one of our editors at large, is a 20-year veteran of magazine publishing, and we trust the pieces she brings into the fold. We often have writers and authors expand on their personal interactions with their colleagues in print. In fact, we’ve devoted large portions of issues, like our “Publishing” (22) and “Auteurs” (23) issues, to writers/editors and filmmakers commenting on their collaborations with their colleagues. This is consistent with our editorial direction.

If we were a news source, this would have perhaps been handled differently. But we’re an entertainment magazine. And we’re independently owned and operated, so the outcome of Ms. Dawn’s book or other such titles is not our concern.

While it’s hard to get too worked up over a little magazine profile, I can’t say I’m satisfied with Hughes’ answer. Nocenti and the editors do deserve credit for disclosing the connection, but a small dose of transparency isn’t enough to remedy my unease. The evidence of a conflict of interest creates a perception of the possibility of deception. Learning about their connection the way we do, it’s hard not to be suspicious of the whole article being in bad faith. As far as I know, Dawn, Nocenti and Carter are best friends and political collaborators seeking to win me over with an air brushed portrait of their cause. On the other hand, I don’t know that to be the case. Maybe they’d never met before their interview, despite the connection on “It Takes a Nation.” There’s not enough evidence available to pass judgment either way. My assumption is that Stop Smiling, despite being an entertainment magazine, aspires to instill more confidence than this in its readers. If so, I think this sort of thing ought to be of their concern.

But that’s just me. What do you think? Am I being schoolmarmish? I’m not the only one feeling queasy about this sort of thing. Martha Bayne came down pretty hard in a recent review for the Chicago Reader.

I will be struck by a bicyclist.

The conditions here in Washington are ripe. All the factors are in place. Me, oblivious and wearing headphones. Them, reckless and without proper training.

It’s already nearly happened on two or three occasions. My guess is that it will be a rookie swerving down the sidewalk. He’ll clip me from behind as I stand near the corner ramp while waiting for the light to change. That seems more likely than the other easily forseeable collision, dude flying through a stop sign or red light and jacking me as I cross.

I don’t have anything against bicyclists per se, but here in Washington they seem particularly minatory. Too much entitlement and too little courtesy. They’re always snapping at me. Dude, it’s a sidewalk. It’s for walking. Sorry if you had to slow down a minute.

Where DC drinks.

If you look over at the sidebar you’ll see a new link, DC Happy Hours. It leads to a slapdash map of DC-area bar specials that I threw together today after work.

By clicking on the different days of the week, you can find out where the deals are each night. Click on a flag to find out more about the bar and what they have for sale. (Sorry about the lame Yahoo icons. I’ll try to come up with some a little more presentable.)

All the information is drawn from a spreadsheet that made the rounds earlier this summer. When I google around a little, it looks like it might have originated at The Washington Post, but I’m really not sure. So you won’t catch me vouching for any of it. As far as I know, it’s either out of date or completely false. If that happens to be the case, let me know so I can fix it.

Never Better: The 100 Greatest Singles in the History of 1995-2004.

I assembled a list of my favorite pop songs from 1995-2004 for an online poll. Along the way I made a conscious effort to avoid selecting the typical critical favorities like Radiohead, Wilco and The Strokes because they’ll be getting enough love from other people. What you’ll find here is a heavy bias toward club friendly hip-hop, anthemic UK-style pop and the different strains of Continental electronic music. And Pulp. Lots of Pulp.

I’m in the process of ripping everything here from my CD collection. It should make a decent iTunes playlist, so if you want a copy let me know. If not, at least tell me what I’m an idiot for forgetting.

100. Art Brut - Formed a Band
99. Goldfrapp - Pilots
98. Schneider TM - The Light 3000
97. Phoenix - Everything is Everything
96. Oasis - Don’t Look Back in Anger
95. Kelly Clarkson - Since You Been Gone
94. Massive Attack - Protection
93. Ce’Cile - Hot Like We
92. Dizzee Rascal - I Luv U
91. De La Soul - Stakes is High
90. Girls Aloud - Sound of the Underground
89. Pulp - A Little Soul
88. Mylo - Drop the Pressure
87. Bloc Party - Helicopter
86. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
85. Turbonegro - Denim Demon / (I Fucked) Betty Page
84. Scarface - My Block
83. Go Home Productions - Jet Lady Joe
82. Frou Frou - Let Go
81. Rachel Stevens - Some Girls
80. Basement Jaxx - Where’s Your Head At
79. Jurgen Paape - So Weit Wie Noch
78. Juan MacClean, The - Give Me Every Little Thing
77. Trick Daddy - Dro in Da Wind
76. Vybz Kartel - Sweet to the Belly
75. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
74. Super Furry Animals - Juxtaposed With U
73. Pulp - F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E.
72. Ted Leo - Me and Mia
71. Primal Scream - Swastika Eyes
70. My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
69. Cam’ron - Hey Ma
68. Roll Deep Crew - Let It Out
67. Plan B f. Wonder - Cap Back
66. Non-Prophets, the - Damage
65. Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot
64. Felix Da Housecat - Ready 2 Wear
63. Kelis f. Andre 3000 - Millionaire
62. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
61. Covenant - Bullet
60. Basement Jaxx - Romeo
59. Nelly - Hot in Here
58. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Mixed Up World
57. Saint Etienne - Heart Failed (In the Back of a Taxi)
56. Wire - Read & Burn 2
55. Wire - Read & Burn 1
54. Tatu - Not Gonna Get Us
53. Turbonegro - I Got Erection
52. Rapture, The - House of Jealous Lovers
51. R. Kelly - Step in the Name of Love (Remix)
50. Ce’Cile - Rude Bwoy Thug Life
49. Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb
48. Raekwon - Rainy Days / Remix
47. Super Furry Animals - Something 4 the Weekend
46. Saint Etienne - He’s on the Phone
45. Oasis - Don’t Go Away
44. Rebirth Brass Band - Rebirth Melody / Casanova
43. Pulp - Misshapes / Sorted for E’s & Wizz
42. Phoenix - Too Young
41. Lil Jon and the East Side Boys - Get Low
40. Girls Aloud - Love Machine
39. Alex Gopher - Party People / [Remix]
38. Pulp - This is Hardcore
37. Knife, The - Heartbeats
36. Annie - Heartbeat
35. Girls on Top - I Wanna Dance with Numbers
34. LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge
33. Coldplay - Clocks / Royksopp Remix
32. Coup, The - Me and Jesus the Pimp in a ‘79 Granada Last Night
31. Common - The 6th Sense
30. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
29. Streets, The - Weak Become Heroes / Royksopp Remix
28. New Radicals, The - Mother, We Just Can’t Get Enough
27. Lightning Seeds - Three Lions
26. Nas f. Jadakiss, Ludacris - Made You Look (Remix)
25. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
24. Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia - Blind Spot / Invisible Bend
23. Tatu - All The Things She Said
22. Basement Jaxx - Good Luck
21. Outkast - Hey Ya!
20. Heiko Voss - I Think About You
19. Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For / Jacques Lu Cont Remix
18. Girls Aloud - The Show
17. !!! - Me and Guiliani Down by the Schoolyard (A True Story)
16. Missy Elliott - For My People [Basement Jaxx Remix]
15. Go Home Productions - Shannon Stone
14. Nelly - Ride With Me
13. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out of My Head
12. Stardust - Music Sounds Better With you
11. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
10. New Radicals, The - You Get What You Give
9. Saint Etienne - Action / Mr. Joshua Edit
8. Basement Jaxx - Red Alert
7. Daft Punk - Digital Love
6. Usher f. Little Jon & Ludacris - Yeah!
5. Pulp - Disco 2000
4. Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight
3. Jay-Z - Izzo (H.O.V.A.)
2. Yo La Tengo - Tom Courtenay
1. Pulp - Common People